microwave: 3 minutes
conventional oven: 45 minutes
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
WORTH SEEING: “F*CK IT, I QUIT.” This is the proper way to quit a job.
She just lived my dream.
Boss ass bitch
a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him