bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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h8rr:

microwave: 3 minutes

conventional oven: 45 minutes

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tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

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things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

xaldien:

link6echo:

theclearlydope:

WORTH SEEING: “F*CK IT, I QUIT.” This is the proper way to quit a job. 

She just lived my dream.

Boss ass bitch

"Problem" snippet

rainbowbarnacle:

erynelanor:

a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him

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thoughts battle words over deeds

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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h8rr:

microwave: 3 minutes

conventional oven: 45 minutes

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tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

image

things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

xaldien:

link6echo:

theclearlydope:

WORTH SEEING: “F*CK IT, I QUIT.” This is the proper way to quit a job. 

She just lived my dream.

Boss ass bitch

"Problem" snippet

rainbowbarnacle:

erynelanor:

a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him

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